Solstice McSparklepants - Beaded Spider

🕷️ Solstice McSparklepants The goblin of glitter and good fortune. Solstice McSparklepants was hatched under a midsummer moon with a drop of mead on her tongue and a sparkle in her eight little eyes. She’s got golden legs made for tiptoeing across faerie circles, and her caramel-striped rump? Pure vintage lantern bug realness. She's part sunbeam, part trickster, and 100% committed to making your day better by crawling directly into your heart (and maybe your picnic basket). Vibes she attracts: Laughter, good luck, and the occasional bard Fun fact: She once won a limbo contest against a centipede.

Mossarella Vinesnatch - Beaded Spider

🕷️ Mossarella Vinesnatch The glam goblin of the Green Court. Meet Mossarella Vinesnatch—swamp royalty with a silver spine and no patience for fools. She was born under a toadstool during a lightning storm, crowned in moss, and blessed by a frog that may or may not have been a druid. Her legs shimmer like enchanted sword blades, and that green glass body? Pure forbidden forest energy. She whispers in leaf rustles and hums in wind chimes. If something goes missing in your herb cabinet, it was probably her. If your plants start thriving for no reason? Also her. You're welcome. Vibes she attracts: Forest magick, gremlin giggles, plant growth, mild chaos Care tip: Feed with moonlight and compliments. Will bite if disrespected.

Siren Mist Moondrop - Beaded Spider

🕷️ Siren Mist Moondrop She’s 80% saltwater, 20% attitude. Siren Mist Moondrop swam ashore one moonlit night, trading her mermaid tail for eight legs of glittering sea-glass and sass. She shimmers like the last wave of a summer crush and moves with the elegance of a jellyfish that knows it’s hot. Whether she’s stealing your pearls or whispering sweet nothings to your houseplants, she always does it with class. Hang her where the light hits just right and you’ll swear you hear ocean sounds… or just her judging your outfit. Vibes she attracts: Seashell energy, self-care Sundays, ocean witchery Warning: May hypnotize you into booking a spontaneous beach vacation.

Countess Nocturna Hexwine - Beaded Spider

🕷️ Countess Nocturna Hexwine Draped in drama. Fueled by moonlight and petty revenge. Countess Nocturna Hexwine doesn’t scuttle—she glides. Her limbs are spun from midnight whispers and the last drops of cursed cabernet. With her obsidian-striped crown and plum-glass belly, she’s the final girl in every witchy fairytale and the reason your tarot cards keep pulling The Tower. She’s not evil, exactly. Just… misunderstood. And a little stabby. Vibes she attracts: Velvet cloaks, dramatic sighs, poetic justice Fun fact: Once hexed a man for interrupting her during eclipse meditation. She does not regret it.

Petaluma Fernwiggle - Beaded Octopus

🐙 Petaluma Fernwiggle Tea-sipping garden witch of the tidepools. Petaluma Fernwiggle is a land-loving octopus with a fondness for flower crowns, dewdrops, and aggressively polite boundary-setting. With seafoam legs and rosy cheeks (literally!), she prefers sipping mossy green tea over hexing... but she will enchant your watering can if provoked. She lives between the roots of a willow tree, hoards acorn caps like treasure, and writes poetry in bubbles. You’ve never met a squishy sorceress this sweet—or this nosy. Vibes she attracts: Cottagecore cryptids, leaf magic, soft giggles Fun fact: Once convinced a snail to propose to a pebble. Officiated the wedding herself.

Reverend Disco TentaQueer - Beaded Octopus

🐙 Reverend Disco TentaQueer Ordained in fabulousness. Baptized in glitter. Reverend Disco TentaQueer is the high priest of sparkle and self-expression. With a rainbow halo and eight limbs made for hyping you up, this radiant cephalopod came out of the tidepool and the closet in the same dramatic spin. They officiate underwater weddings, host late-night sea drag shows, and once led a protest against kelp conformity. Their favorite pronouns? Yes/Please. Their gender? Tentacles and vibes. Vibes they attract: Queer joy, found family, unapologetic fabulousness Fun fact: Carries emergency glitter and affirmations in all 8 arms. Will declare you “iconic” before you finish introducing yourself.

Lady Glaciara Lumina - Beaded Octopus

🐙 Lady Glaciara Lumina Keeper of secrets. Dancer of moonlit tides. Lady Glaciara Lumina rises with the tide and sparkles like a frozen prophecy. With opalite orbs and arms tipped in ice crowns, she doesn’t walk into a room—she glides in on fog, trailing mystery and glitter. She sees all, says little, and knows if you’ve been talking smack in the group chat. Don’t be fooled by her delicate shimmer—she once silenced a sea serpent with one side-eye and a single pearl of wisdom. Vibes she attracts: Dreamy femme magic, oceanic divination, queer enchantment Fun fact: Her tears turn into sapphires. She cries exclusively during full moons and drag finales.

Madame Caliente von Sparklebite - Beaded Octopus

🐙 Madame Caliente von Sparklebite She’s sugar, spice, and armed eight times over. Don’t let the peppermint swirl fool you—Madame Caliente von Sparklebite has waged war with a jellyfish mafia and won. She’s got fiery red glass, icy white shimmer, and enough razzle-dazzle to stop a room and restart it in her honor. She's a flirt, a fighter, and the unchallenged queen of underwater burlesque. Catch her sipping a spicy mocktail, tossing compliments like glitter bombs, and vanishing mysteriously before the drama starts (unless she caused it). Vibes she attracts: Flirtation, glam confidence, unapologetic femme rage Fun fact: Once seduced a lighthouse just to make the moon jealous.

Larkspur Glimmerwing - Beaded Dragonfly

🐉 Larkspur Glimmerwing Forest gay. Water fae. Has opinions about moss. Larkspur Glimmerwing is your dreamy cottagecore dragonfly who believes in ethical foraging, queer joy, and lending you crystals when Mercury’s in retrograde. Her wings shimmer in shades of swamp witch glam, and her tail curls like a question she already knows the answer to. She doesn’t sting, she suggests. And she’ll whisper affirmations into your houseplants when you’re not looking. Vibes she attracts: Dewdrops, picnic dates, late-night tarot by pondlight Fun fact: Has a tiny journal filled with poems about frogs. It’s damp. On purpose.

Cherry Hexley Thornflutter - Beaded Dragonfly

🐉 Cherry Hexley Thornflutter Lover, fighter, midnight biter. Cherry Hexley Thornflutter is the goth cousin in your bug coven who writes romantic poetry in red ink and swears she doesn’t believe in love—unless it’s doomed and dramatic. With wine-red wings and a heart like a glass rose, she flutters just fast enough to avoid accountability and just slow enough to steal yours. She’s not afraid to flirt, curse your ex, or cry to a moonlit playlist called “Blood & Blush.” Vibes she attracts: Sapphic longing, strawberry spells, messy passion Fun fact: Once whispered “marry me” to a wild rose and it bloomed out of sheer fluster.